Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
