What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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