Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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