So drunk, too bad you don't want this
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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