i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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