I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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