I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
