Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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