Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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