i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
