Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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