Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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