but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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