ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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