those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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