Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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