Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Dick very happy bro
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