Will you blow on my dice?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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