Do vagina's smell?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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