Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
