Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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