For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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