so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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