You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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