i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Hippo gnu deer
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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