Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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