He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She needs sedatives and a leash
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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