have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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