Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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