Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize