How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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