i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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