She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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