I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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