like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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