My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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