It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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