Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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