Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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