If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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