do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She said her name was "party"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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