I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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