So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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