Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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