Operation Purity has been aborted
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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