The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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