So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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