I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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