Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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