i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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