I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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