You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
