if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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